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    There was an Old Man of the Cape,
    Who possessed a large Barbary Ape;
    Till the Ape one dark night,
    Set the house on a light,
    Which burned that Old Man of the Cape.
    There was a young person whose history
    Was always considered a mystery;
    She sate in a ditch,
    Although no one knew which,
    And composed a small treatise on                history.

  There was an Old Person of Basing,
   Whose presence of mind was amazing;
   He purchased a steed,
   Which he rode at full speed,
   And escaped from the people of Basing.
There once was a man from Great Britain
Who interrupted two girls at their knittin'.
Said he with a sigh,
"That park bench, well I
Just painted it right where you're sittin'."
There was a young hunter named Shepherd
Who was eaten for lunch by a leopard.
Said the leopard, "Egad!
You'd be tastier, lad
If you had been salted and peppered!"

There was a young woman named Bright
Whose speed was much faster than light.
She set out one day
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night..

[(Note:  The first three were written by Edward Lear(1812-1888.)  He is considered to be  the creator of the art form known as a Limerick .]
An epicure dining at Crewe
Found a very large bug in his stew.
Said the waiter, "Don't shout
And wave it about,
Or the rest will be wanting one too.."
There was a young maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass;
Not rounded and pink,
As you probably think---
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass..
There was a young lady one fall
Who wore a newspaper dress to a ball.
The dress caught fire
And burned her entire
Front page, sporting section and all.
A mouse in her room woke Miss Doud
Who was frightened and screamed very loud
Then a happy thought hit her
To scare off the critter
She sat up in bed and meowed.

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